"What I really need is a droid that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators."

The arrival of the moisture vaporator may be imminent.

See FC: How to Conjure Water From Thin Air

Researchers at the Fraunhofer Institute in Stuttgart say they've invented a novel way to turn air moisture into drinking water

Just Like Vinegar?

In that it is a miracle cleaner and sanitizer. It is electrolyzed saltwater. See LAT: Simple elixir called a 'miracle liquid'

Mmmm... Perchlorate

Words fail.

See: Feds Set to Eliminate Water Regulations for Neurotoxin

Among the Bush administration's final environmental legacies will be a decision to exempt perchlorate, a known neurotoxin found at unsafe levels in the drinking water of millions of Americans, from federal regulation.