Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Why Women And/Or Canadians Should Run The Banks

I've long felt that women make better managers, and most organizations would be better off if they were led by the more rational gender.

See CSMonitor: More women in finance, a more sustainable economy
Studies indicate that women are more comprehensive thinkers and less attracted to excessive risk than are their male peers. It seems we have reached a fairly broad consensus on the meltdown: Guys were the ones flying too close to the sun.

Canadians make good leaders/bankers too. See NewsWeek: The Canadian Solution

It Is Best To Not Pick Wild Leeks

From TheGlobeAndMail: Locavores, beware
When you pick a ramp, you take the entire plant, including the bulb. Once the bulb is gone, there is nothing left of the plant; it will not grow back the next year. The Toronto and Region Conservation Authority considers it to be "a species of conservation concern." And eating a nice sized bulb could be the equivalent of dining on an old-growth cedar. "It's a really, really, slow-growth plant. A bulb could be 18 to 20 years old,"

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

"What I really need is a droid that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators."

The arrival of the moisture vaporator may be imminent.

See FC: How to Conjure Water From Thin Air
Researchers at the Fraunhofer Institute in Stuttgart say they've invented a novel way to turn air moisture into drinking water

Mammas Don't Let Your Girls Grow Up To Like These Guys

The Tag/Axe Tool user.

The fixed gear douche bag.

The Maxim reader

The Moran.


An icy hot stuntaz.

Any of these guys .

Ladies, real women have curves, hair, and smells. Find someone who appreciates antiques (indicates they'll stay with you for the long-term), knows how to use a slow-cooker and a charcoal bbq (indicates they take their time in doing the things that matter), and walks their dog every day (indicates a nurturing and loyal personality). Those factors are key. These are attributes of the man who will be a life partner (not a fun date like Mississipi Gary) And if you want to keep them around learn how to master the pizza bagel sandwich.

The best place to meet these wonderful anti-guys is the library, the outdoor store, and popular dog-walking places.

Good luck!

Friday, June 19, 2009

It Happened

Via Wired, my worst fear realized (almost): Meteorite Strikes Teen’s Hand; He Survives

Reality Versus The Republicans

My Congressman, Dave Camp, is against Cap and Trade:
Every American Will Pay Energy Taxes


FactCheck.org debunks the GOP arguments: True or false? Carbon regulation will cost you $3,100

And meanwhile things keep warming up. See Ars: Government report: climate change here, mitigation needed now
The US government's National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has released a report that looks at the effects that global climate change will have on the United States. Entitled Global Climate Change Impacts in the United States, it draws material from 13 US government science agencies. The report is meant to be one that can be used by anyone—policymakers, school teachers, and people in industry and business. Eschewing the scientific terminology that is omnipresent in peer-reviewed science, the report uses everyday language to describe the effects that global climate change will have on various parts of the US and what can be done to minimize those risks. In general, its authors' conclusion is that the earlier we start changing, the less severe and shorter-lived the final impact of climate change will be.

This report is not out to rehash old arguments about the issue, as its opening sentences demonstrate: "Observations show that warming of the climate is unequivocal. The global warming observed over the past 50 years is due primarily to human-induced emissions of heat-trapping gases." From there on out, the report focuses primarily on what will happen in the United States while highlighting current and potential responses to these changes.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

A Canadian Geologist Gives 'The Talk'

Via WalrusMag: An Inconvenient Talk
The Talk is all kinds of policy-wonky. Your eyes could glaze over. You could even miss the two slides Dave always says are the only ones you must remember. The first is a single-line graph depicting “World Per Capita Annual Primary Energy Consumption by Fuel 1850–2007,” which climbs by 761 percent over its 157-year timeline and flips from 82 percent renewable biomass (mostly wood) at the 1850 end to 89 percent non-renewables (almost entirely fossil fuels) at the 2007 end. The second critical slide has three line graphs in horizontal sequence, all tracking curves that begin in 1850, around the time humanity started drilling for oil in a serious way, and then spiking impossibly high at the right-hand, 2007 termini of their X axes. Global population today: 5.3 times global population in 1850. Per capita energy consumption today: 8.6 times that of 1850. Total energy consumption today: 45 times 1850’s.

You could also miss the way these figures resonate with The Talk’s voluminous data on oil and natural gas and coal reserves. You could miss how our current trajectory obliges us to rely on hydrocarbons for 86 percent of our projected primary energy needs in 2030, and how that fits with the strong case Hughes makes that the global hydrocarbon peak (the point at which global energy supply will begin an irrevocable decline, making the energy price shocks of the past couple of years start to look like the good old days) is estimated to occur nine years before that date.

Here’s the upshot: if you plan to drive a car or heat a house or light a room in 2030, The Talk is telling you your options will be limited, to say the least. Even if you’re convinced climate change is UN-sponsored hysteria or every last puff of greenhouse gas will soon be buried forever a mile underground or ducks look their best choking on tar sands tailings, Dave Hughes is saying your way of life is over. Not because of the clouds of smoke, you understand, but because we’re running out of what makes them.

Friday, June 05, 2009