Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Mammas Don't Let Your Girls Grow Up To Like These Guys

The Tag/Axe Tool user.

The fixed gear douche bag.

The Maxim reader

The Moran.


An icy hot stuntaz.

Any of these guys .

Ladies, real women have curves, hair, and smells. Find someone who appreciates antiques (indicates they'll stay with you for the long-term), knows how to use a slow-cooker and a charcoal bbq (indicates they take their time in doing the things that matter), and walks their dog every day (indicates a nurturing and loyal personality). Those factors are key. These are attributes of the man who will be a life partner (not a fun date like Mississipi Gary) And if you want to keep them around learn how to master the pizza bagel sandwich.

The best place to meet these wonderful anti-guys is the library, the outdoor store, and popular dog-walking places.

Good luck!