The fixed gear douche bag.
The Maxim reader
The Moran.
An icy hot stuntaz.
Any of these guys
Ladies, real women have curves, hair, and smells. Find someone who appreciates antiques (indicates they'll stay with you for the long-term), knows how to use a slow-cooker and a charcoal bbq (indicates they take their time in doing the things that matter), and walks their dog every day (indicates a nurturing and loyal personality). Those factors are key. These are attributes of the man who will be a life partner (not a fun date like Mississipi Gary) And if you want to keep them around learn how to master the pizza bagel sandwich.
The best place to meet these wonderful anti-guys is the library, the outdoor store, and popular dog-walking places.
Good luck!