The Tag/Axe Tool user.
The fixed gear douche bag.
The Maxim reader
The Moran.
An icy hot stuntaz.
Any of these guys .
Ladies, real women have curves, hair, and smells. Find someone who appreciates antiques (indicates they'll stay with you for the long-term), knows how to use a slow-cooker and a charcoal bbq (indicates they take their time in doing the things that matter), and walks their dog every day (indicates a nurturing and loyal personality). Those factors are key. These are attributes of the man who will be a life partner (not a fun date like Mississipi Gary) And if you want to keep them around learn how to master the pizza bagel sandwich.
The best place to meet these wonderful anti-guys is the library, the outdoor store, and popular dog-walking places.
Good luck!