You Might Be an American If...

You think Muslims do not decry terrorism vociferously enough but only consider Pat Robertson's comments about assasinating the Venezualan president "inappropriate".

You think roadside and suicide bombs are cowardly but agree with Paul Harvey in that the U.S. should use nuclear and biological weapons in the current global war struggle against terrorism.

You want a Consitutional Amendment to ban flag burning but don't mind when people shoot the Quaran or flush it down the toilet.

You think Terry Shiavo's parents in their time of grief could not have their morality questioned but Cindy Sheehan is a traitor and puppet of the left.

Here's what Cindy says.

I'll add more as I think of them...